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O Tannenbaum

The day or two after Thanksgiving is traditionally occupied, in my family, with setting up Christmas decorations. We usually have two trees (fake ones, but they’ve been with us for so long now it would be sacrilege to opt for a real tree even if we wanted the mess), one for looking all classy with its white lights, see-through glass ornaments, and gold tinsel, and the other for putting lots of colorful things on, including all the meaningful knick-knackish ornaments we’ve collected over the years. Then there’s the wreaths, the stockings, the candles, and the outside lights…

Of course, it never seems like work because of the two 6-CD cassettes which have contained the same Christmas CDs for what must be a decade (the continuity here lets us know that this Christmas, though it might be in a completely different year than before, is really going to be the same sort of thing), because of the cookies my mom makes, and because of the egg nog. I have always liked egg nog more than is perhaps considered normal, and wouldn’t mind if it were available year-round.

Unfortunately, my family had to do all these things without me this year, since I wasn’t able to go home for Thanksgiving. That notwithstanding, I resolved to do something to get into a Christmassy sort of mood, and so the three of us that are left in my suite at the moment went out and bought a tree, some decorations, and, of course, egg nog. Then we had ourselves a merry little Christmas party while putting things together and discovering (after a succession of empirical tests) the best ratio of Safeway Lite Egg Nog to Beverages N’ More’s [not quite] finest brandy. The answer, of course, was all in the nutmeg to begin with. Music was courtesy of the Canadian Brass, whom we had imprisoned in a tiny glass disc and made to play just about all the standard tunes.

It was an exciting event, being the first time I’ve ever decorated a tree without my family. I’m fairly sure that at some point I’m going to get a picture printed of myself, Kyle, and Justin with the tree, and stencil “Our First Christmas!” on it as a really awesome joke. But for now, let this picture suffice. Our wonderful little tree, replete with tin-foil Star-of-David and holy glow (and that without Photoshop, I might add).

By Jonathan Lipps

Jonathan worked as a programmer in tech startups for several decades, but is also passionate about all kinds of creative pursuits and academic discussion. Jonathan has master’s degrees in philosophy and linguistics, from Stanford and Oxford respectively, and is working on another in theology. An American-Canadian, he lives in Vancouver, BC and has way too many hobbies.

3 replies on “O Tannenbaum”

Merry Christmas to my farovite suite. I heart all of you boys. Your tree is beautiful. I wish i was there to see it in person.

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