The “Fellowship” of the Believers
42They devoted themselves to Rick Warren’s teaching and to the megachurch parking-lot traverse, to the breaking of small tasteless crackers and to special music. 43Everyone was filled with boredom, and no wonders or miraculous signs were done by anyone at all. 44All the believers were isolated and had nothing in common. 45Hoarding their possessions and goods, they gave erratically, and only out of guilty feelings. 46Every once in a while they carefully exited their suburban mansions, going to one of a million disparate meeting places, and avoided eye contact with the people around them. They broke bread in their cars on the way to soccer practice and ate apart from one another with troubled and lonely hearts, 47wondering where God was and suffering both the scorn and the indifference of the people. And the Lord took away from their number daily those who believed.
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Parody of Acts 2:42
Not to keep pointing to things on my other weblog, but I wrote a little paragraph this morning which is supposed to illustrate (rather pointedly, and in a self-consciously scathing way) some of the critique I have been thinking about…
It’s times like this when I wish I could show you Hong Kong…
Wonderful witty post…tragic and yet true enough.
Where are you going to church nowadays, btw?
Why do you wish you could show me Hong Kong–because it is better, or because it is worse?
I’m not going to any buildinged church at the moment.
Because I know of at least one counterexample that exists there…
Interested in coming to the Vineyard sometime?
not particularly, Jase.
Made me laugh…made me cry…made me wonder where God is working in this generation… I want to be a part of THAT. I’m excited to see what God will do in and through you and the rest of the gang there in Palo Alto.
This is a humorous and tragic critical evaluation of the modern pop cultural church. Though I’m sure it reflects your experience of a certain ‘church’ or two, I wonder if it’s not pessimistic?
Yes of course it’s pessimistic; but it’s the way things are pointed, if not the way they already are.